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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

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satanicorn:

imageso you say he can dance to anything

im laughing so hard why are people reblogging this again omg

help tumblr has reached singularity

i love this post

Welcome to the post that got me kicked out of the library 

you’re welcome

I’m crying.

how diD I KNOW


 

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thedailymeme: Lucky Americans don’t know about Scumbag Canadian Netflix

thedailymeme:

Lucky Americans don’t know about Scumbag Canadian Netflix

chubadmirer: .

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casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from. This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word. …you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

pizza-party:

Slaughterhouse Starlets by Keith P. Rein. 

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special-snowflake-hall-of-fame: patrickandmarcus: this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma [Source]

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patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

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thespoonybard:

Scientific Racism makes no damn sense, especially if tests are all in a language they do not understand. Knowing English doesn’t make you intelligent, not knowing English doesn’t make you any less intelligent.

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lulz-time: cassbutt: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

lulz-time:

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